Monday with 337,295 notes / reblog
penis-hilton:

7eleven:

What does that say

idk
baby's first words
mom: say mama
mom: say ma-ma
mom: say it!
baby:
baby:
baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Sunday with 128,862 notes / reblog
Sunday with 129,520 notes / reblog
bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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